"usfl_phrss" is the blog you write without writing. You. Write. Without. Writing.
WTF? Pressing a key on this screen will add a sentence to the blog, then return you to the main blog page (after a few seconds). Sentences are grouped by date into "posts." Your sentence will appear at the end of the most recent post.
Zzzz Once you've loaded this page for the first time, it will load instantly every time you return. Add as many sentences to the blog as you like.
Huh? If nothing happens, try clicking on the "Press any key to blog" icon before pressing a key.
How? usfl_phrss uses Markov word/phrase probabilities to generate unique sentences by breaking apart a source text -- in this case, the introduction to "Fifteen Thousand Useful Phrases" by Grenville Kleiser. The application was built with Processing/RiTA and blosxom. The source code can be viewed here.